I got nothing. I worked way too hard today to have any creative juice or deep thoughts.

So here’s a few quick hits:

Fergus can’t decide is he is ashamed or proud of himself for pissing on his one pad which is what I wanted him to finally do. The Frantic shrieking is funny as I watch the confusion in his face. Kind of like being a Catholic.

You should cancel your eyebrow waxing appointment when you have a zit in the waxing vicinity.

Men are still a solid disappointment

I hope I wake up tomorrow with my uterus still belonging to me.